Selected poems
Bus Shelter
Assorted Poems, Selected poemsWe stand in stoic silence,
peering through perspex panels
for the bus with our number on it.
All shelters in time are visited
and we, waiting, occupy ourselves
with a thousand tiny distractions
until we see it nose slowly
around the corner, and greet it,
not with welcome surprise
but with wretched relief
and, as we feel the press of coins
in clammy palms, we wonder
whether this is a poem
about buses and bus shelters at all
or, rather, one about life and death
because that’s the kind of thing
that poets write about
and we climb aboard anyway
as it is warm inside
and this one has free wi-fi.
Night at the London Palindrome
Assorted Poems, Selected poemsA hall.
I saw gig.
Was ill.
A-ha.
The Heebie Beegees
Assorted Poems, Selected poemsHe danced
like a man possessed
one fevered Saturday night.
He gave me
the heebie beegees
and I left the floor in fright.
Some blamed it
on the Boogieman
but it was a John Travoltageist.
Lift Music
Assorted Poems, Selected poemsIf I were called in
to construct
a soundtrack for my life,
I should make use
of muzak.
Each song indistinct,
immemorable,
and entirely
without consequence,
as it fills out the silence
between floors
until
the door
opens
for me.
Two Paths Diverged
Assorted Poems, Selected poemsToo Much to Bare
Assorted Poems, Selected poemsDr Augustus Meek
had a puritanical streak
through the streets of Preston.
Kept his pants and vest on.
Hear, They’re and Everywear
Assorted Poems, Selected poemsI here that their everywear,
those people who don’t know
there their from they’re.
It where’s me down,
they’re choice of word;
there grammar should not be scene
but herd.
For we shall stare at mobile phones
Assorted Poems, Selected poemsStreets shrug as we roam back to our homes,
obstacle courses of lampposts and cones.
For we shall stare at mobile phones.
Landmarks languish and attractions close;
statues, cathedrals, Byzantine domes.
For we shall stare at mobile phones.
Reading gets shelved, poetry and prose,
with the dusty rebuke of neglected tomes.
For we shall stare at mobile phones.
Conversation falters, dries up, unflows,
feelings once said, lie buried, unknown.
For we shall stare at mobile phones.
Yes, we shall stare at mobile phones,
when we’re together and when we’re alone.
For we shall stare at mobile phones.
And when we die, let’s hope they’re thrown
into the pit with our crumbling bones.
So that we might stare at mobile phones.



