Acrostic Poetry: The Benefits
Available in a range of words
Children love it!
Requires less effort to write than a sonnet
O is the fourth letter in ‘acrostic’
Something about S
T
I don’t want to do this any more
C Already done that one
Available in a range of words
Children love it!
Requires less effort to write than a sonnet
O is the fourth letter in ‘acrostic’
Something about S
T
I don’t want to do this any more
C Already done that one
This is one of those poems
without any rhymes,
the sort of thing you might read
in the Telegraph or Times Guardian.
For, as proper poets know,
rhyme’s deleterious
and only gets in the way
when you’re trying to be serious profound.
It’s childish and cloying,
simplistic and singsong
to bat rhymes back and forth
like some dull game of ping pong table tennis.
To the literary critic
it will cause great affront,
which will make you resent them
and think them a snob.
This is also one of those poems
which looks like it might go on to say something insightful
about the human condition
but then just kind of ends.
his tennis elbow
was his Achilles heel
and his Achilles heel
was on his athlete’s foot
and his athlete’s foot
made him down in the mouth
and though the down in his mouth
he took on the chin,
it became less a shot in the arm
than a chip on his shoulder –
so that when the doctor
finished examining him
and told him what was wrong,
he was all ears
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In celebration, here’s a video of me confronting the blank space of the white page. Or possibly the white space of the blank page.
there he was –
chasing sticks,
doing tricks,
and all that stuff
next minute, woof
I’d use every one of them – each tiny symbol / sign –
to ‘light up’ my words … and write eye-catching lines:
the comma; the colon; the ellipsis; the slash;
the question mark; the hyphen; the en and em dash.
In stanzas 1-2, it was all there on show
(Was there nothing not used? The short answer: No!)
But then I came to an unfortunate juncture:
my punctuation, you see, got a slow puncture
and those small, helpful marks which let my words breathe
or made me understood, all started to leave.
Hyphens unhappened semi colons got missed
apostrophes went awol in commaless lists.
“And what of the question marks Oh yes even those
(while my brackets and speech marks forgot how to close
When the last comma left there was nowhere to pause
my words floated by in one endless clause
and no one could tell once the full stops departed
where one sentence ended and another one started
capitals absconded and meaning left too
as the breaks between stanzas bowed then withdrew just like the line breaks
then all sense gotblurred thelastthingtogowasthegapsbetweenwords
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Crow woke early.
He had a surfeit of worms; the nest was in good repair.
The whole day stretched in front of him,
like a sweep of clear blue sky.
Today, he would take his time.
Maybe he wouldn’t head straight to Bob’s to watch the game,
but go and hang out in the meadow for a while
or have a little flap over to the brook.
Yeah, maybe today he’d take the scenic route.
Get up.
Get on up. Beep.
Get up.
Get on up. Beep. Threep.
Get up.
Get on up. Beeeeep. Threeeeep.
Stay on the scene
like a fax machine.
How hard it is to be the moon.
I hang palely in the sky,
while all else shines and sparkles
and the shooting stars go by.
And on Earth, the useless poets
scribble words in praise of me
for recital by young lovers,
gazing moonstruck at the sea.
For a time I had some company
but then the visits stopped.
Magnificent desolation
is carved deep into my rock.
The tides sweep in and out once more.
That’s the way things always are.
The Earth goes about its business.
I float alone, among the stars.