This social movement protest is brought to you
in association with Pepsi –
putting the pop into popular demonstrations
If all that shouting is making you hungry,
try the all-new McDonald’s GuevaraBurger ®,
available now at all major marches.
Just look out for the Golden Arches.
We are also delighted to inform you
of our 3 for the price of 2 offer
available on placards at the moment –
choose from a wide range of slogans,
including “APPLE EACH DAY KEEPS THE FASCISTS AWAY”,
“STARBUCK THE SYSTEM NOW”
and “POWER TO THE PEOPLE, POWERED BY GOOGLE”.
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even when being brutally beaten by the police
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cleansing tyranny since the Ancien Régime .
We hope you enjoyed this protest brought to you
in association with Pepsi,
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