Bags
you have bags
of bags
collecting bags
must be your bag
because you have bags
with nothing in them
except bags,
inside of which are other bags,
full of bags
you have enough bags for life
for a hundred lifetimes –
if there were a prize for the total number of tote bags
you would totes have it
in the bag
don’t know why you need so many bags
when all you ever put in them
are other bags
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Love it, but have you been looking in my “cupboard under the stairs”?
Sorry about that. I’ll stop rummaging around in there now.
ohhhh this one hit me, because i have bags of bags. ouch. plastic bags are illegal in the state next to mine and so i feel it will come one day that they will be useful (and maybe even valuable). yikes. are you looking in my closets?
Consider me personally attacked, Brian! 🛍️ The cupboard under my stairs is currently hosting an aggressive matryoshka doll situation of bags inside of bags, just waiting for the day they become currency. You’ve somehow managed to map out every secret hoarder’s closet!