A distraction of smartphones.
A reckoning of spreadsheets.
An indolence of poets.
A conspiracy of subtweets.
A pile of haemorrhoids.
A bunion of personal trainers.
A grope of presidents.
A condescension of mansplainers.
An abundance of foodbanks.
An underfunding of schools.
A pathy of voters.
A cabinet of fools.
A collection correction of pedants.
A sesquipedality of long words.
An invention of collective nouns.
An oven glove of non sequiturs.
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And I’m speechless!
🙂
Some of your poems give me a
bump, or a thump on the head
or a tickle just a little
the longer words take some unpacking
you got good at this rapping
love it when i get it.
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Ha ha! Splendid!
These are all so good. I’ve sat here for 30 minutes and can’t even come up with one.
I’ve been working on that poem for 20 years.
I love the oven glove of non-sequiturs!