A New Show for 2026: How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside

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I’m heading off on tour next year with a brand new solo show, in which I’ll be reading poems from my forthcoming book ‘How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside’.

The tour starts in September. Tickets have gone on sale at most venues today. You can find out more here: https://brianbilston.com/events/

A poster for my Autumn 2026 Tour, ‘How to Lay an Egg with a Horse Inside’.
It features me, my late cat and a list of my tour dates:

23-Sep	Monmouth, Savoy Theatre
24-Sep	Aberystwyth, Arts Centre
25-Sep	Cardigan, Mlwdan Theatre
26-Sep	Winchester, Guildhall
27-Sep	Guildford, Yvonne Arnaud Theatre
30-Sep	Harpenden, Eric Morecambe Centre
01-Oct	Coventry, Warwick Arts Centre
02-Oct	Darwen, Darwen Library Theatre
04-Oct	Malton, Milton Rooms
07-Oct	Croydon, Ashcroft Theatre
08-Oct	Deal, Astor Theatre
09-Oct	Norwich, The Halls
10-Oct	Colchester, Colchester Arts Centre
14-Oct	Loughborough, MMC
15-Oct	Manchester, Stoller Hall
16-Oct	Ulverston, Coronation Hall
21-Oct	Kidderminster, Town Hall
22-Oct	Glasgow, Macintosh Church
23-Oct	Aberdeen, Lemon Tree
24-Oct	Stirling, Tolbooth
28-Oct	Stamford, Corn Exchange
29-Oct	Bury St Edmonds, Apex Theatre
30-Oct	Corsham, Pound Arts Centre
31-Oct	Oxford, North Wall
04-Nov	 Worthing, Worthing Pavilion
06-Nov	 Bellaghy, Seamus Heaney Centre
11-Nov	 Leeds, City Varieties
12-Nov	 Sunderland, Fire Station
13-Nov	 Helmsley, Helmsley Arts Centre
14-Nov	 Pocklington, Pocklington Arts Centre
15-Nov	 Sheffield, Memorial Hall
19-Nov	 Stroud, Sub Rooms
20-Nov	 Bridport, Electric Palace
21-Nov	 Exeter, Corn Exchange
22-Nov	 Bude, Parkhouse Centre
25-Nov	 Newark, Palace Theatre
26-Nov	 Bakewell, Town Hall
27-Nov	 Chorley, Chorley Theatre
28-Nov	 Liverpool, Tung Arts Centre
30-Nov	 Bristol, St George's 
01-Dec	Cardiff, Glee Club
04-Dec	London, Union Chapel

I’ll be reading poems in: Aberdeen; Aberystwyth; Bakewell; Bellaghy; Bridport; Bristol; Bude; Bury St Edmonds; Cardiff; Cardigan; Chorley; Colchester; Corsham; Coventry; Croydon; Darwen; Deal; Exeter; Glasgow; Guildford; Harpenden; Helmsley; Kidderminster; Leeds; Liverpool; London; Loughborough; Malton; Manchester; Monmouth; Newark; Norwich; Oxford; Pocklington; Sheffield; Stamford; Stirling; Stroud; Sunderland; Ulverston; Winchester; Worthing.

It would be smashing to see you at one of these. Please do spread the word.

Stream ‘Sounds Made by Humans’

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Sounds Made by Humans – an album of my poetry put to music by the fabulous Catenary Wires – can now be listened to on Spotify, iTunes and those other streaming platforms.

“A contender for album of the year.” Backseat Mafia
“An instant cult classic. 5/5” Louder Than War

And if you like what you hear, you can hear it played live this autumn when we’re heading off on a UK tour. There will be music, poems, mugs, tea towels, and somewhere to sit down (should you want to). We can be found in the following places …

12 Sep: RAMSGATE: Music Hall
30 Oct: BANBURY: Mill Arts Centre
1 Nov: LONDON: Bloomsbury Theatre
3 Nov: NORWICH: Norwich Arts Centre
4 Nov: STAMFORD: Corn Exchange
5 Nov: MILTON KEYNES: The Stables
6 Nov: BRIGHTON: Komedia
12 Nov: WORCESTER: Huntingdon Hall
13 Nov: NOTTINGHAM: Metronome
14 Nov: SWANSEA: Grand Theatre
15 Nov: BRISTOL: John Wesley’s Chapel
21 Nov: MANCHESTER: Halle St Peters
22 Nov: OTLEY: Courthouse
23 Nov: CHORLEY: Chorley Theatre
24 Nov: LIVERPOOL: Royal Philharmonic
25 Nov: SHEFFIELD: The Foundry
26 Nov: GLASGOW: Centre for Contemporary Arts (CCA)
27 Nov: NEWCASTLE: The Pilgrim
28 Nov: POCKLINGTON: Arts Centre
4 Dec: HERNE BAY: King’s Hall

Hope to see some of you along the way.

Today’s Climate Forecast

Some poems

And onto today’s climate forecast, 
where we can expect to see a prolonged spell of inaction,
interspersed with patches of hazy promises
across many areas. 

Over Westminster and other centres of government,
a build-up of hot air will cause inactivity to soar
to record levels over the coming days,
in spite of the high pressure.

Elsewhere, a front of chronic misinformation 
will sweep in from the east,   
bringing with it a thick band of climate change deniers
and the chance of scattered falsehoods,

while powerful gusts of idiocy and ignorance
look set to blow across social media.
Outbreaks of ‘We just got on with it in 1976
and ‘It’s called the British summer, mate’ are likely.

In summary: unsettling.

Sounds Made by Humans

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Some exciting news …

I’ve been collaborating (well, having fun) with a brilliant band, The Catenary Wires, who have very cleverly put some of my poems to music. The result is an album of thirteen songs to be released on 9th May on Skep Wax Records. It’s called ‘Sounds Made by Humans’.

It can be pre-ordered now on vinyl and CD here: https://linktr.ee/brianbilston and it will also be available for streaming and download.

The LP features some of my most popular poems ‘Alexa, what is there to know about love?’, ‘She’d Dance’, ‘To Do List’, ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adulting’, alongside many more timeless, toe-tapping classics.

You can hear a sneak preview of ‘Alexa, what is there to know about love?’ here: https://brianbilstonandthecatenarywires.bandcamp.com/track/alexa-what-is-there-to-know-about-love

The album can be pre-ordered now on vinyl and CD, and includes a full colour insert with lyrics, illustrated by Elodie Ginsburg. It will also be available for streaming and download. Some places where you can pre-order:

BANDCAMP: https://brianbilstonandthecatenarywires.bandcamp.com/album/sounds-made-by-humans-2

SHOPIFY: https://skepwax.myshopify.com/products/brian-bilston-and-the-catenary-wires-sounds-made-by-humans-album?variant=50478896906579

ROUGH TRADE: https://www.roughtrade.com/product/brian-bilston-and-the-catenary-wires/sounds-made-by-humans

We’re really proud of it; so much so that there are plans afoot to take it on tour in the UK in November. I’ll share details of those dates with you when confirmed.

*The Catenary Wires are a group comprising Amelia Fletcher, Rob Pursey and Ian Button. Their critically acclaimed third album ‘Birling Gap’ was released in 2021. Since then, they have been focusing on their other bands, playing around the world with Heavenly (icons of the 90s indiepop scene) and Swansea Sound.

Shameless Promotional Message

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My bank manager has told me that I need to promote my book some more now that I’ve given up my proper job – or I’ll soon find myself on the breadline.

So, here’s a photo of it. It can be found in shops, some of which are mentioned in the link below:

Click here to find some of the places where you can buy my book

It publishes in paperback in the US tomorrow.

Thanks very much,

Brian

*End of shameless promotional message*

Paperback edition