The Grammar Police
the grammar police got him
split his infinitive open
removed his colon
and left him lying commatose
the next day he was pronouned dead
full stop
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not your usual cheerful self …. don’t like Mondays?
I don’t mind Mondays, it’s the grammar police who disturb me.
We love your poems, thank you!
Thank you, Penny!
Assume it all happened in Oxford?
Yes, no, and possibly.