Frankenstein was the monster’s name.
There’s no such thing as climate change.
A solero is a type of hat.
The planet is not round but flat.
Six is the legal drinking age.
Women are paid an equal wage.
Elvis was influenced by Take That.
The planet is not round but flat.
Achilles had a dodgy knee.
Terror comes from refugees.
Insomnia affects most cats.
The planet is not round but flat.
There are no fascists on the rise.
A politician never lies.
It’s impossible to change a fact.
The planet is not round but flat.
Brian Bilston's Poetry Laboetry 
Fabulous mate, simply fabulous
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Thank you!
I’m not on Twitter so sadly have to wait for your sporadic emails… Thank God they are worth it!
Thanks, Maureen. I do neglect my website sometimes in favour of Twitter. I’m so glad someone reads it!
Two things:
One, i love this it’s amazing.
Two, why are we working on this in school??
Anyway you’re great 😀
Thank you so much. And that’s a very good question you raise: the answer to which, I have no idea.