From The Encyclopedia of Alternative Facts

Assorted Poems, Some poems

Frankenstein was the monster’s name.
There’s no such thing as climate change.
A solero is a type of hat.
The planet is not round but flat.

Six is the legal drinking age.
Women are paid an equal wage.
Elvis was influenced by Take That.
The planet is not round but flat.

Achilles had a dodgy knee.
Terror comes from refugees.
Insomnia affects most cats.
The planet is not round but flat.

There are no fascists on the rise.
A politician never lies.
It’s impossible to change a fact.
The planet is not round but flat.


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6 thoughts on “From The Encyclopedia of Alternative Facts

  1. eleonorechase's avatar

    Two things:
    One, i love this it’s amazing.
    Two, why are we working on this in school??
    Anyway you’re great 😀

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