There was a young harpist called Niamh,
who would wear her heart on her sliamh.
But then she plucked Sean
(he played the French hean).
They married before New Year’s Iamh.
limerick
Ex-limerick
There once was a man from Nantucket
who, tired of living in a lewd limerick,
upped sticks and resettled
in a piece of free verse,
just outside Chepstow.