Keeping
a chameleon
for a pet
is something
that I now
regret.
At first,
as far as
I could tell,
he seemed
to blend in
very well,
but he’s
changed a lot
in many ways
I’ve not
seen him now
for fourteen days.
Keeping
a chameleon
for a pet
is something
that I now
regret.
At first,
as far as
I could tell,
he seemed
to blend in
very well,
but he’s
changed a lot
in many ways
I’ve not
seen him now
for fourteen days.
no-one was more wizard
at placating a lizard
than Boy George
(who would disgorge
thoughts Aristotelian
to calm a chameleon)
Poor Tess Daly
Had skin so scaly
To the feeleon,
She became
A stand-up
Chameleon.