as part of my ongoing commitment
to not being found,
using simple-to-understand language,
such as please go away
and just leave me alone.
I will not share myself with third parties,
dinner parties or fancy dress parties.
For offers of free biscuits,
My privacy is important to me
as is this duvet.
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