Do not go, lentil, into that good pie

Assorted Poems, Some poems

Do not go, lentil, into that good pie
Lest it should burn not bake upon the tray,
Rage, rage against the oven turned too high.

Soybeans and chickpeas may also die
For the pulses quicken upon their way,
Do not go, lentil, into that good pie.

The pastry turns crisp and black as the night
And the scarred legumes turn to darkened grey,
Rage, rage against the oven turned too high.

And so we, like pies, when the end draws nigh,
Have charcoaled remains grieved, too, in a way,
Do not go, lentil, into that good pie.

No, do not go, lentil, into that good pie.
Rage, rage against the oven turned too high.

When I’m Gone

Assorted Poems, Some poems

When I’m gone
from this world
let them say:

“He never quite managed
to seize the day.

He fought but failed
to keep shyness at bay.

He was unlikely to star
in Fifty Shades of Grey.

But he could stack
a dishwasher
in an efficient way.”