Little Poems

Assorted Poems, Some poems

She would write
little poems for me,
and scatter them
around the house,
like unexpected confetti.

Elliptically cryptic
in construction,
these notes of seduction
defied further
deduction.

2 tins toms, read one,
Cuc x 3, caulie, bread rolls.
Dead Sea Scrolls
would be decidedly
more easily
deciphered.

I came to adore
these lettres d’amour,
and would secretly clamour
for their post-it-note
glamour.

Boiler on blink. Phone man.
said another.
Dinner in dog
whilst perhaps
not the prettiest
was one of her
pithiest.

Prosaically profound,
part-Ayres, part-Pound,
her poems
would confound.
I hate you
And I hate your stupid face.
I am leaving you.

was the pinnacle,
so crisp

and so clinical.

Such a shame
she disappeared
shortly after that.

The History of the Municipal Swimming Pool

Assorted Poems, Some poems

no-one knew more
than Leonard McGraw
about the history
of the municipal
swimming pool

it was a subject
he could talk about
in depth,
at length,
and, when time was short,
at width

Busman’s Holiday

Assorted Poems, Some poems

i had always
wanted to go on
a busman’s holiday
so i saved up
for ten years
and then
five holidays
came along
all at once

things i would (and wouldn’t do) for love

Assorted Poems, Some poems

i would do anything for love

wear a hat,
do the dusting,
stroke your cat,
read Augustine

but i won’t do THAT
because that’s disgusting