Every day is a second chance.
And each day is a festering boil you must lance.

Paint the sky and make it yours.
Add this fun task to your long list of chores.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
It helps you pretend that you made it through college.

Be positive and turn your can’ts into cans.
And watch your cans carted off in recycling vans.

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.
It is hard to think of a quote that is wronger.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.
Except for the fact that hope ends at fourteen.

Life is so much brighter when we focus on what really matters.
That’s assuming your dreams are not already in tatters.

You’re in control. Be the change you wish to see.
You haven’t even got the change for a cup of tea.

A beautiful life begins with a beautiful mind.
In a world full of pain and misery, it’s not so easy to find.

Treat life like a trusted and old faithful friend.
Why not, but SPOILER ALERT: we all die in the end.