Billionaire in a Midlife Crisis
He’s swapped designer jeans and flashy cars
For designer spacesuits and trips to Mars
Where he watches Earth turn on its axis
With its stupid people paying taxes
He’s indulging all his whims and vices
He’s a billionaire in a midlife crisis
He’s got plans to end world poverty
Once his new hair’s lost its novelty
He’s dropping rap tracks and dissing pronouns
His kids have names they cannot pronounce
He’s choosing who his next young wife is
He’s a billionaire in a midlife crisis
He’s an outspoken champion of free speech
With a mute button in easy reach
He’s building an army of online abusers
More spambots equals more X-users
Cause he’s been left too long to his own devices
If truth be told, he’s not the nicest
I hope he comes down with gastroenteritis
He’s a billionaire in a midlife crisis
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well done!
I love this, Brian – just so clever. Thank you very much for it!
Thanks!
Fantastic! Who’s have thought to rhyme gastroenteritis??
Thanks, Janice.
Gee how many guesses do I get regarding the villain subject (although there are several who fit the term villain). Very amusing … keep up the good work. Maniacal laughter to follow.
It’s a tricky one. I guess we’ll never know.