An Invention of Collective Nouns
A reckoning of spreadsheets.
A distraction of smartphones.
A prattle of podcasts.
A mispronunciation of scones.
A clique of photographers.
A heard of precedents.
An enjambment of
poets. A grope of presidents.
A pile of haemorrhoids.
A bunion of personal trainers.
A bout of estimations.
A condescension of mansplainers.
A stroke of geniuses.
A spot of adolescents.
An embarrassment of Richards.
A collection correction of pedants.
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I went to Bilston
A steelworks near Birmingham
It was very hot
I am a member of a wave of fans.
Sorry Brian I just can’t resist.
A spell of magicians
A prescience of mediums
A folly of Larks
A stretch of prisoners
An ignominy of debtors
A syzygy of heavenly bodies!
A contention of bones
A shadow of gnomon
sorry 😞