He’s been locking down in London,
And a bit in Durham, too.
Not to mention Barnard Castle,
Legoland and Bristol Zoo.
He’s been locking down in Stoke-on-Trent
He’s spread himself quite thin of late.
He’s been spreading everywhere.
He’s been locking down in Basildon,
In Derby, Penge and Rome.
Wherever he lays his beanie hat,
That’s his lockdown home.
He’s more spreadable than margarine.
He’s been spreading far and wide.
He’ll be locking down in your town soon:
Spread the word and stay inside.
5 thoughts on “Dominic Cummings: The Lockdown Tour”
Mere hearsay will not bring him to justice
And you need evidence to issue a summons
So download an app to his iphone
To track all his goings and Cummings
Pure genius, as always. I salute you! 😀
Love it…. the poem that is.
This is kind of iconic
I love your Cummings poem. I was chuckling away to myself.. I wrote a poem of sorts about him which was born out of my anger on hearing his lies.