I’d buy everything from a bookshop if I could.
All my food would come from there.
Atwooden tables I would sit, eating Dahl,
Kipling Tartts or chocolate Baudelaires.
There’d be flat tortillas, focaccia and the rye:
it would be a literary-luncheoned life of pie,
all washed down with a glass of Carver
or a Swift half, if I’d rather.
I would make myself an Eco-friendly home:
go Greene and buy recycled tomes.
It Wodehouse a Self-portrait in the attic,
where no-one else could look at it,
and a looking-glass, of course, for the hall,
(amazing how I’ve not changed at all).
My house would Spark delighted looks;
I’d build a coffee table out of coffee table books.
I would also buy my clothes from there:
ragged trousers, experimental novel underwear,
dust jackets and striped pyjamas.
Boyd by the comments that I would Garner,
my days would pass quite Harper Lee,
this bookshop life, these books and me.
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Cackles and groans ensued upon reading this!
More groans than cackles, I suspect.
Excellent! The chocolate Baudelaires sound especially delicious bringing back such poignant Madeline memories. All the Cakes and Ale – one could go quite Wilde, especially if the Boccaccio Pasternak with the Rabelais sauce. Top it off with a Scoop and a draught of ginger beer Shandy. Or perhaps Miss Brodie’s Prime rib.
Ha ha! That’s excellent!