Month: September 2016


gotta get a bit fit
got myself a fitbit
first I felt a dipstick
but now I don’t so much

proved to be a big hit
i’m virtually olympic
postin’ up my fit pics
on Twitter and Facebook

playin’ sunday cricket
sittin’ at a picnic
starin’ at a triptych
it tracks me night and day

guess i must admit it
don’t think i can quit it
some call me addic
well, i think that’s what they say

You Took the Last Bus Home update

Yesterday I was very excited to take delivery of advance copies of my book, You Took the Last Bus Home. It is an objet d’art; a beautiful jacket, colourful endpapers, French flaps. Shame about the words inside but you can’t have everything, I suppose.

It publishes on 6th October and is available for pre-order from all those usual bookshop places. 

You can find out more about it here:

WARNING: may contain poetry.