My cat, this ooze of fur and claws
across my lap, is currently experiencing
the eighth of her nine lives.
In 1919, while preparations
for a League of Nations
were composed, she dozed.
In 1789, Louis XVI appraised
the mob and realised his days
were numbered. My cat slumbered.
Whilst Thomas More, in 1534,
refused the Oath and paid the price,
she dreamt of catching mice.
Two hundred years before,
when across the land
the Black Death swept, she slept.
Further back, as Ptolemy
did some geometry and the world
got mapped, she napped.
When the citizens of Rome
showed their ire, Nero fiddled.
She curled up, enjoyed the fire.
Way back, in Ancient Egypt, my cat
was revered, at the top of the heap.
Didn’t really notice. She was mainly asleep.