One Direction

Upon Delivering A Lecture On The Work Of One Direction

I was invited to a convention
On the work of One Direction
And there delivered a paper
On the intersection of nature,
Proust and Devon Malcolm
In their “difficult” second album
And the influence of Mao Zedung
Upon Live While We’re Young.

It was a talk of depth and texture
But in the middle of my lecture
Professor Stephenson of Yale
Shouted “Bilston, you epic fail”.