He did not know
whether to pronounce it
“either” or “either”;
so, in the end,
he said neither.
He did not know
whether to pronounce it
“either” or “either”;
so, in the end,
he said neither.
It was Ruth’s own fault,
to tell you the truth;
she smoked like a chimney
and then fell off the roof.
He would stride
through a subway
and barely falter
but, for some reason,
a bridge over-troubled Walter.
The ad said
MONETISE YOUR FOLLOWERS
so he thought
he would respond
by painting them
in the changing light,
like waterlilies
in a pond.
I’ve never seen
Game of Thrones.
To me, it’s one
of those known unknowns.
Does it rhyme with “scones”
or “scones”?
Sometimes I feel so alones.
the real elephant
in the room,
if you do beg my pardon,
was why you didn’t
keep your elephant
in the garden
it was like
she’d swallowed
the dictionary
not because of her
voluminous vocabulary
and vaniloquent verbosity
but the fact she had
an abnormally ample
Adam’s apple
I bought a smoking jacket
As I thought it would amaze her
But she just got some matches
And turned it to a blazer.