There is plenty
we can do
in an extra hour.

We could play
Strip Jenga; you can
topple my tower.

We could sprinkle
our bodies
with self-raising flour

(if it’s too claggy
it’ll wash off
in the shower)

or pretend
you’re a cover drive
and I’m David Gower.

But let’s first
give your fan oven
a much-needed scour.