There is plenty
we can do
in an extra hour.
We could play
Strip Jenga; you can
topple my tower.
We could sprinkle
our bodies
with self-raising flour
(if it’s too claggy
it’ll wash off
in the shower)
or pretend
you’re a cover drive
and I’m David Gower.
But let’s first
give your fan oven
a much-needed scour.