CAVALIER: May I skewer you with this pike?
ROUNDHEAD: Why, of course, dear sir, if you’d like.
CAVALIER: What am I thinking? Please, after you.
ROUNDHEAD: How very kind. Don’t mind if I do.
CAVALIER: Sorry about all my blood and guts.
ROUNDHEAD: That’s OK, it’s nothing much.
CAVALIER: You’ve just fired a musket in your head!
ROUNDHEAD: I thought I’d join you in being dead.