Stay off the crack.
If you’re handed some,
Just give it back.
For crack
Is a thing that your life
Really should lack.
Do not have it
For dinner or as a
Mid-morning snack.
Or as a way
To distract from
The state of Iraq.
Even a crack
In a pavement is bad.
Please find a new track.
So stay off the crack.
Just like the llama,
The mongoose and yak
(But not the gnu,
Which is known to
Sniff glue).