Frank was quite frivolous,
A fomenter of frippery,
And followed his fickleness
Down a slope that was slippery.

His existence was rife
With the shallow and tawdry
Until into his life
Came plain-speaking Audrey.

She said he must cease
Being so vapid and petty
Or he’d not have a piece
Of the pursuits of the sweaty.

The change that ensued
Was greeted quite grumpily
But Frank soon subdued
His tilt towards trumpery.