I

A Reflection Upon The Feeling Evoked Upon Seeing The Lead Singer From U2  Walking Down A Street With No Name Towards You

Bono!
Oh no!

II

A Response To The Panic Induced Upon Seeing The Guitarist From U2 Walking Down A Street With No Name Towards You

The Edge!
Quick! Into the hedge!

III

A Reaction To The Fear Engendered Upon Seeing The Bass Player From U2 Walking Down A Street With No Name Towards You

Adam Clayton!
Taxi! Station!

IV

A Meditation On Seeing The Drummer From U2 Walking Down A Street With No Name Towards You

U2 Drummer!
Bummer.