You Kipper

So you vote UKIP,
How very interesting,
You’re like a blue chip
I’d not want to invest in,
A chartered cruise-ship
Wrecked on a reef,
An emergency loo trip
Which affords no relief,
A blight-infested tulip
I’d like to walk on,
A snooker cue-tip
I wouldn’t put chalk on.

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