You said real men don’t wear cardigans,
They don’t wear cardigans.
You said real men don’t wear cardigans,
They don’t wear cardigans.

You said that real men don’t wear cardigans.
Oh no.

You said you like to read The Guardian,
To read The Guardian.
You said you like to read The Guardian,
To read The Guardian.

You said that you like to read Guardian
And real men don’t wear cardigans.
Oh no.

You said you’ve never eaten quiche in Darlington,
Quiche in Darlington.
You said you’ve never eaten quiche in Darlington,
Quiche in Darlington.

You said that you’ve never eaten quiche in Darlington
And you like to read The Guardian
And real men don’t wear cardigans.
Oh no.

You said you want to rear rock ptarmigans,
To rear rock ptarmigans.
You said you want to rear rock ptarmigans,
To rear rock ptarmigans.

You said that you want to rear rock ptarmigans
And you’ve never eaten quiche in Darlington
And you like to read The Guardian
And real men don’t wear cardigans.
Oh no.