Jeremy Clarkson Poem Number Ten

Dear Mr Jeremy,
Do you remember me,
The chap you knocked over
Back in October?

Do you recall, Jeremy
How I’d the temerity
To scatter my extremities
When you dismembered me?

I hope I didn’t damage
Your Lotus Elise.
Won’t you ever forgive me,
Jeremy, please?

jeremy-clarkson

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