Sports Personality of the Year

Alice only saw the banality
of Sports Personality
of the Year.

As a form of protest
she carved a grotesque
of Gary Lineker
(to go with her gargoyle
of Frankie Boyle).

And although Alice had never cared
for football (only rugby),
she found his jug ears
made a serviceable mug tree.

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